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This week on the pod, things took a turn for the weird when LK went down the royal conspiracy theory rabbit hole. We’ve compiled 15 of the best ones here for you, you’re welcome.
Biz is a shape shifting alien reptile and the CIA are in on it
Biz OG (Queen Elizabeth 1 to her friends) was really a man
Margaret had a sneaky shag in South Africa and ended up with a love child
Charles and Diana had an evil fertility doctor who made his wife carry their genetic daughter
Charles is a vampire (lol at New Idea)
Kate used a surrogate with Charlotte because why did she look so good
Meghan is a secret agent for the CIA (no word on if she’s in on the shape shifter thing -- see above)
Harry and Meghan are these kids from Love Actually
Biz OG was actually Shakespeare
Harry isn’t Charles Son (look away, it’s too awkward)
Kate is feuding with Beyonce because she announced her pregnancy on B’s birthday (love this one so hard)
Prince George has a secret twin (kind of like that Simpsons episode)
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